1. When in doubt, ARGUE! Being right matters.
2. Hate everything.
3. Saw it already. Funnier the first time.
5. Did he died?
6. Make fun of something someone else loves because FUCK THEM!
7. I am so smart. SMRT.
9. Racism because, just kidding!
10. Treat women like idiots.
11. Definitely comment with fervor. YOUR OPINION COUNTS.
12. CORRECT THAT PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR, why not?! SAVE HUMANITY!
13. fat jokes
14. Hate religion because religion hates others because you hate religion because they hate everything because you hate them. EVERYONE IS NOT AS GOOD!
14. Make a list and watch people fix numbers and add things to it...